Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
要节約用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don』t get caught.
要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有兩个。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
聪明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很难再聪明起來.。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
別等到明天再 拖延,今天就拖延吧。
要是今天就能想好借口就不要等明天交不了差时再来想。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就像照片,需要大量的暗房时间來培养。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 从排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

「Your future depends on your dreams.」 So go to sleep.
「現在的夢想決定著你的將來」，所以還是再睡一會吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來。

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?
努力工作不會導致死亡!但幹嘛要自己冒險去證明?

Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!
工作好有意思耶!我可以一連幾小時看著別人工作。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給你留了餘地。

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多, 忘記的越多,知道的越少, 為什麼學來著?